He says ur gonna love his nuts :O The lyrics: Hi its Vince with Slap Chop Watch This Hi its Vince with Slap Chop You’re gonna be in a great mood all day Cuz’ you’ll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop It’s like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2) Now look here’s a potato One slap you get big chunks for stew Two slaps, home fries in a second And now look at this When you add a mushroom The more you do it The finer it gets And you don’t have to switch any blades Now you love salad You hate makin salad Ya know you hate makin salad Ya hate makin salad That’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet Just one slap, salad Soup, coleslaw, stuffing in what? Five seconds? Four, five seconds its done! This thing, this tuna looks boring Stop having boring tuna Stop having a boring life Add this tuna putting it in like this Now you’re gonna have a nice exciting life now Here’s a hard boiled egg One chop you add the pickle You add the green onion And ya know what’cha can do you can mix things together Add the ham and you’re gonna love this Don’t have time to make breakfast? Breakfast to go! Watch this Your gonna love my nuts Watch this Your gonna love my nuts Watch this Your gonna watch this Your gonna watch this Watch this, watch this Watch this, watch this Watch this Fruit, what about fruit? Put a mango Watch this (x4) Isn’t that beautiful on your ice-cream? The reason you’re gonna slap away everyday Is cuz’ its so easy to clean One Two And pops open like that Now these other ones you’ve seen at the stores Bacteria gets on the food All the stores have this You can’t clean it You can’t open this up Its worthless Forget about it Now take the Slap Chop Put it back together Put the Slap Chop right there Just put the Slap Chop right there (x3) The skins at the bottom (x4) The skin comes right off (x4) Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there You hit it like this Hit it like this (x3) Guys were gonna make America skinny again One slap at a time. Its. (x2) Guys were gah’ one merica’ one skinny again One slap at a t’, one slap at a t’ (x3) Guys were, guys were meri’ one s’ meri’ one slap at a tap at a tap at a clap clap clap clap Hi its Vince with Slap Chop You’re gonna be in a great mood all day Cuz’ you’ll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop Its like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2) Its easy ya just got one hand and Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop Watch this Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini